Low Against High

Title: Baby Bride

Logline: When his work visa expires, a British man marries a three-month-old baby in order to stay in the US. But what begins as a zany marriage of convenience soon begins to blossom into true love.

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Price: Low against high six figures

Notes: Gerard Butler attached to star. Producers are currently holding ultrasound auditions for the female lead.

Title: Arbor Day

Logline: A greedy logging magnate wakes up one morning to find himself transformed into a tree and must band together with nearby flora to stop his own company from cutting them all down.

Genre: Fish Out of Water Enviromedy

Price: Low against high six figures

Notes: Robert Downey Jr. attached to star. Based on the popular Mexican telenovela Aventuras del Hombre Bosque.

Title: Mrs. President

Logline: Details the madcap hi-jinks that occur when, after a bizarre electoral mix-up, a woman is elected president.

Genre: Absurd Political Farce

Price: Low against high six figures

Notes: Eddie Murphy, John Travolta and Robin Williams all currently vying for the title role.

Title: Movie Movie

Logline: Parody of the string of parody films that have hit theaters over the past decade.

Genre: Parodic Parody

Price: Low against high six figures

Notes: Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Date Movie and Disaster Movie finally get the Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Date Movie and Disaster Movie treatment. Deal also includes an option for Movie Movie Flick, a planned sequel which will parody the upcoming string of parodies of movie parodies.

Title: The Hangover

Logline: Remake of the classic 2009 film about three men who awake the morning after a wild bachelor party to discover the groom is missing.

Genre: Comedy/Remake/Reboot/Reimagineering

Price: Low against high six figures

Notes: Joel McHale, Rob Corddry and Patton Oswalt attached to star. Producers reportedly plan to be very loyal to the original, with the exception of a b-plot about Silly Bandz that’s being added to appeal to modern-day moviegoers.

Title: Cap’n Crunch

Logline: Live-action adaption of the beloved children’s cereal finds the titular Cap’n on a high-seas adventure in search of The Soggies, a band of nefarious little creatures who brutally murdered his wife and children.

Genre: Nautical Family Revenge Thriller

Price: Low against high six figures

Notes: Paul Giamatti close to signing on for the lead following Russell Crowe’s exit to star in Cheerios.

Title: Führer In-Law

Logline: A young man begins to suspect his new fiancée’s father is the 121-year-old Adolf Hitler.

Genre: Madcap Genocidemedy

Price: Low against high six figures

Notes: Paul Rudd attached to star. Al Pacino in talks to play Hitler.

Title: Zombie Sharks

Logline: An unmarried workaholic woman is forced to reexamine her life when she’s diagnosed with a terminal illness.

Genre: Romanspirational Melodramedy

Price: Low against high six figures

Notes: Naomi Watts attached to star. Gerard Butler will voice the lead zombie shark.

Title: Skee’s the Limit

Logline: A single father attempts to pull his family out of financial ruin the only way he knows how: in a winner-take-all skee-ball tournament.

Genre: Sports Docudramedy

Price: Low against high six figures

Notes: Tobey Maguire attached to star with Kristen Bell as his love interest and David Duchovny as the ghost of Ernest Hemingway.